Well I’m sitting on a bus, going uptown
Thinking ‘bout the difference between adverbs and nouns
Girls on my left, Girls on my right
I wish I had better peripheral sight
A fine young lady walks next to me Introduced herself as Jill
She looked my way as if to say she had some time to kill
Later in the morning my answer came pow
Nouns are people place and things, adverbs well they tell you how

Yes they tell you how
How, how, how, how, how, how

I’m sitting at the bar I saw a pretty girl pass
She sat down alone, began to moan and poured herself a glass
So I walked over next to her, I said “baby is anything wrong?”
She smile at me and said “Baby don’t put me in this song”
It was a strange request and I was fully puzzled
I sat in awe of what I saw at all the drinks she guzzled
Later in the morning after she had said goodbye
I grabbed my pen, and then and then my promise was a lie

Yes it was a lie,
I said lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie

Vocal Interlude

I’m walking home from work; my workday is all done
I looked up and saw the full moon shining brighter than the sun
She came down on a moonbeam, with an ethereal glow
I knew right away that was a woman I should know
Her purpose here was simple, she had to get it right
An education in gratification I received that nigh
Later in the morning before the sun began to rise
I left the planet with my Lunar Janet won’t my boss, well he’s gonna be surprised

Yes he’s going to be surprised
When I hit him the eye
I’m gonna make that sucker cry
Well cry baby, cry

All Lyrics written by Chris Codish
All Lyrics are copywritten and published by Little Fortissimo Music BMI